Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey? color? no. Pesa? no. daish? no. phir kiya hey. janab woh utne kapre ka kastoom bana leti he jitna aap naak saf karne k liye istamal karte ho.
Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey? color? no. Pesa? no. daish? no. phir kiya hey. janab woh utne kapre ka kastoom bana leti he jitna aap naak saf karne k liye istamal karte ho.
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When i Die , bury me deep Ten feet down fast as leep Place my Maths book on my head Tell my teacher that i am dead place my geography book on my chest Tell my teacher how i am at rest Place my physics in my right hand Tell my teacher nothing i understand place my english book on my left Tell my teacher i tried my best Also tell my teachers not to cry For they are those who made me die.
Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife- koun thi wo? Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta after a month he got a letter "mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.
Ramlal, Bagwan say. Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.
Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi? Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ;)
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikala hai kya? Madam: hann par kaise laga? Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh abhi bhi khula hua hai!
a man wanted sex from his wife, and a wife refused and said that she was tired and gave her husband 50bucks and said go buy from prostitutes.he came back and wife asked where did u buy from?the husband said i bought from maNKOSI,the wife said yeses!!maNKOSI is greedy why I give her husband 4 free!!
Wives r Incoming Calls Lovers r Outgoing Calls Aunties r Tollfree Calls Callgirls r Roaming Calls Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with. Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
Husband touched boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh. Immediately wife touched his penis n said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
BOY : May I hold your hand ?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful? God said to man : So that you will love them. Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb? God said to man : So that they will love you.
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
When i Die , bury me deep Ten feet down fast as leep Place my Maths book on my head Tell my teacher that i am dead place my geography book on my chest Tell my teacher how i am at rest Place my physics in my right hand Tell my teacher nothing i understand place my english book on my left Tell my teacher i tried my best Also tell my teachers not to cry For they are those who made me die.
Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife- koun thi wo? Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta after a month he got a letter "mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.
Ramlal, Bagwan say. Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.
Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi? Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ;)
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikala hai kya? Madam: hann par kaise laga? Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh abhi bhi khula hua hai!
a man wanted sex from his wife, and a wife refused and said that she was tired and gave her husband 50bucks and said go buy from prostitutes.he came back and wife asked where did u buy from?the husband said i bought from maNKOSI,the wife said yeses!!maNKOSI is greedy why I give her husband 4 free!!
Wives r Incoming Calls Lovers r Outgoing Calls Aunties r Tollfree Calls Callgirls r Roaming Calls Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with. Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
Husband touched boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh. Immediately wife touched his penis n said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
BOY : May I hold your hand ?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful? God said to man : So that you will love them. Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb? God said to man : So that they will love you.
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
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