friendship sms messages to your friends.

 Longest LOVE is Mother's LOVE,
Shortest LOVE is other LOVE,
sweetest LOVE is Lover's LOVE,
but strongest LOVE is FRIEND LOVE….
 






U make 10 friends,
Laugh wid 9,
Meet 8 of them,
Talk to 7,
Celebrate wid 6,
Share secrets with 5,
Trust 4,
Cry wid 3,
Take help of 2,
But never forget 1 like me:)
 



To live a life i need a heartbeat,
2 have a heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have a heart i need happiness,
2 have happiness i need a friend
&
4 a friend i need U!
 



Don’t make friends before understanding

&

Don’t break a friendship after misunderstanding
 



Ice
is
a
cream,

Love
is
a
dream

but

our
Friendship
is
evergreen.
 



Think of me and keep in mind
A faithful friend is hard to find
But if you find one equal and true
Never leave him for the new :)
 



Friends are like bum cheeks.
Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.
 



Friendship is a promise spoken by the heart
is not given by plege, nor written on paper,
but promise renewed everytime friends keep in touch.
 



Before I got in touch with u,
I used to gaze at stars as they were only my friends.
But after I met u,I started believing
that stars do fall on Earth.
 



True friends are those,
Who care without hesitation,
Who remember without limitation,
Who forgive without explanation &
Who trust without communication.
 


Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams…

 






MY friendship is just like a rubber band,
It is too flexible,
Stretch it as much as u can,
but if u leave it,
it will hurt u a lot, really a lot!
 

140 Love SMS in Hindi

I never believed in love before i saw you . . Never believed in marriage before i spoke with you . . But now i never believe in life . . because . . i have to forget you . .
 






I will die in peace the next moment i see her . . But if i die before seeing her . . please dont close my eyes when you burry me . . Bcoz i know for sure that she will surely come to see my grave oneday . . And i can see her at that time . .
 



Once in my life she was mine . . I gave her all my love in the best way i can . . But she wanted to quit and left me alone . . Yet i love her as before . .
 



When i wanted to die, death feared me . . But now, when i want to live with her, death wants me . . Let death take me on her laps . . And i will die with happiness . .
 



Lay your life down
Give your heart away
Let yourself fall so deep
You give up everything
For 'Trust' n 'Love'
 



Isn't winning someone but loosing
Urself to someone.
When U r LOVED by someone its not
due to the excellence of Ur
mind but due to the purity of Ur heart..
 



'Care' is what i can offer u,
'peace' is what i can gift u,
'Happiness' is what i wish for u, but 'Rememberance' is what i need from u.
 



When we are apart, time goes very slowly.
A second feels like a minute.
A minute feels like an hour.
An hour feels like a day.
A day feels like a week.
A week feels like a month
A month feels like a year.
But our love for each other grows stronger, no matter how long we are apart.
 



kabhi na bhule aapke hoth mushkurana , kabhi na khatam ho aapke khusheyon ka khjana, aapko jaha ki her khushi mile chahe chand ko bhe pade zamein per aana
 



Believe me, you are the one,
Whom my heart finds,
Whom my mind reminds me of,
Whom my destiny wants,
Whom I love the most
 



true friends may become true lovers but it is difficult for two lovers to remain as friends only.
 



I pressed my lips to yours, my love,

To taste your kiss so sweet

You held me for a minute, love,

And that moment so soon did fleet
 






 TIME is the rarest luxury which can never be purchased at any cost so when someone spends it for u ...it defines the depth of care they have 4 u...
 

Happy Holi SMS

 One day to go...
Holi aane mein...
happy bath anniversary and HAPPY HOLI to U...
   






PICHKARI KI DHAAR,
GULAL KI BAUCHAR,
APNO KA PYAR,
YAHI HAI HOLI KA TYOHAR,
WISHING U N UR FAMILY A VERY VERY HAPPY AND COLORFUL HOLI.
   



NA BALLOON SE,
AANA PICHKARI SE.
AANA RANGO SE,
AANA GULAL SE.
A HAPPY HOLI APKO DIRECT DIL SE....
   



Wish you colors of life Let there be...
WHITE of LUV & PEACE GREEN of MONEY YELLOW of FAME RED of POWER and mix of all to remember good people.
* happy holi *
   



Phagun ro mahino aayo, ayo holi ro tivar, jhumo nacho rang udao, k
husi manao apar - holi ro ram ram.
   



AUSPICIOUS RED.
SUNKISSED GOLD.SOOTHING SILVER.
PRETTY PURPLE.BLISSFUL BLUE.
FOREVER GREEN.
I WISH U AND ALL FAMILY MEMBERS D MOST COLOURFUL ..
HOLI.
   



Aap hmare dil me rhte hain,
Isliye hum apki itni kadar krte hain.
Koi hmse phle apko wish na kar de
Isliye 1 din phle he wish kar rahe hai
Happy Holi
   



Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar
   



U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§ H A P P Y §
§ H O L I §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!
   



Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, By Munish
Holi Mubarak!
   






 If wishes came in rainbow colours,
I would send you the brightest ones to say,
Happy Holi !

Love You SMS

 When I saw you, I was afraid to look at you. When I look at you, I was afraid to touch you. When I touch you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kiss you I was afraid to love you and now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you.
   






My mom always told me that wealth is never measured by money but by love … I wish she could see you so she would know how rich I turned out to be.
   



in my dream god ask me to choose b/w u nd smile. i chose u bcoz without u i don't know how to smile.
   



In the arthematic luv 1 plus 1 equal everything 2 minus 1 equal nothing happy valentine day
   



what does it take to send a msg
money?
mood?
time?
no no
its a feeling that someone remembers u , like me
   



THE BIGGEST PAIN IN LIFE IS TO SIT JUST BESIDE A PERSON YOU LOVE A LOT AND KNOW THAT FACT THAT THE PERSON CAN NEVER BE YOURS IN THIS LIFE TIME.
   



One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.
   



The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.
   



Missing you with every microsecond. Makes each second seem so long. Come back to me soon.
Ask me for the picture.
Adore u so!!
Always urs always!
   



Hum jab bhi aapko dil se yaad karte hai,toh ek tara asmaa se tut kar girta hai,Ek din sara asmaa khali ho jayega or dekhana uska ilzam sirf aap par ayega
   



we meet 2 create memories n depart 2 preserve them
2 meet n depart is way of life but 2 depart n meet is hope of life.
   



T h e
S u n l i g h t
O f
L O V E
W i l l
K i l l
A l l
T h e
G e r m s
O f
J e a l o u s y
A n d
H a t e ... !! :)
   



when u r angry at some1 & get irritated time 2 time but u stil can't live with out her, that is love,
A True Love.. !i!...
   






 Ek muddat k baad chala un per hamara jadu.
Ek muddat k baad humko baat banana aaya.
 

Holi messages in hindi

 With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY HOLI!
   






Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
Holi Mubarak!
   



Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.
   



Have a Nice Day
U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§ H A P P Y §
§ H O L I §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!
   



Have a Nice Day
U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§ H A P P Y §
§ HOLI §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!

   






 0 days
312 hours
18720 mins..
1123200 seconds...
are left.... I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY HOLI.
   

I Love SMS

A hug is a hug & a kiss is a kiss, without u in my life baby luv is what I'll miss. U took me by the hand & u swept me off my feet. So plz understand that u make my life complete.
   






One advice:
take care




one wish:
don't 4get me ever




one lie:
i don't love u



one fact:
i can't stop missing u




ONE SECRET:
U R SO SPECIAL
   



IF you broke heart any one.
one day your own heart will
broke some one.
Than you know the pain of
broke heart.
   



Love tip- It is advisable to over react whenever ur partner is in trouble.It is an opportunity to express ur love and solitude to him...
   



Love don’t asks “Who are you?”
Love only says “You are mine!”

Love don’t asks “Where are you from?”
Love only says ” You live in my heart!”
   



kuch lafz bina kahe alfaz hote hai.kuch log is kadar khaas hote hain,dur ho jao unse chahe jitna bhi, phir bhi wo dil de kitne pass hote hai mis u
   



U R Roti
I am Daal

U R Rice
I am Kabab

U R kerry
I am achar

look!

we are not same but incomplete without each other!

take care my sweet crunchy Julebi.
   



Testing ur blood 33% complete 44%complete 55%complete 85%complete 100%complete u got HIV H:honey I:in V:vein thats why u are soo sweet
   



How much space 4 me in ur heart? 100% sing a song. 75% call me.50% send sms 25% Miss call. no response means no space
   






 If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but because they are teaching you to love and opening your heart and eyes to things you would have never seen or felt without them.

Happy Holi SMS

 Some things just can’t be expressed in words
Some people just can’t be lived without
Love can speak volumes even when words cant
So all iam going to say is ..
I love u .
Happy holi sweetheart
 






Dear subscriber,
Your validity for taking a bath expires on this holi.
Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to avoid, khujli, dandruff, maeil, and badbooo …
So wish you a happy holi!
 



Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper - Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya - Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
*Happy Holi*
 



Holi rangoon ka tyohar hai,
Duniya rang birangi hai,
Main holi ke din apne sare dostoon ko …
Holi ki bahut bahut shubhkamnaein deti hoon,
Aur yahi dua karti hoon ki duniya mein
Aman aur shanti bani rahe,
Isi tarah dil se dil milte rahe,
logoon mein pyar badta rahe!
HAPPY HOLI
 



Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance…
You have made my life so beautiful by being in it.
On Holi… the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles you’ve brought to my life.
Happy Holi
 



Holi Hai!
But you know what …
With you in my life each day has become as masti bhari, khusiyan bhari as Holi!
Thank you, sweetheart!
 



If you fear playing holi with others
What do you do?
Fill a bucket with water and colours
and take a holi dip
 



Our life is full of Colors …
I hope this holi will add more colors to your life
Happy Holi
 



Rang poli rongo ki bauchar
suraj ki kirne khushiyon ki bahar
chand ki chandni aur apno ka pyaar
aapko mubarak ho holi ka tyohar
HAPPY HOLI.
 






 A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth & zest for a colorful HOLI!
Hpy n Colorful HOLI

Friendship SMS and Friendship Messages

 If someone asks me what is friendship,
“I would sit next to you,
Pull you all close to me,
Put my arms around you and say proudly,
This is friendship” :)
 






Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.!!
Happy Friendship Day 2 my sweet Friend.
 



24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day,
7 sweet days make 1 sweet week,
4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month,
But 1 sweet friend, Like You , helps to make 1 sweet life....
 



A friend is like blood,
they are not beside us
always.

But they come out when
we are wounded.
 



A friend is sweet when it is new…
it is sweeter when it is true….
but you know that…..
it is the sweetest when it is you…”
 



If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend…U R THE BEST !!!
 



FRIENDSHIP is not how u forget
but
How you forgive,
Not
How you listen
But
How you understand,
Not
What you see,
But
How you feel,
But Not
How you let it go
But
How you HOLD ON
 



I kept your name in my JOURNAL,
and posted you in the LEDGER of my heart,
you wont be classified as FIXED ASSETS,
because the MARKET VALUE of friendship
will never DEPRECIATE from heart.
 



Life starts INTENSE,
But Ends with SILENSE.
Love starts with FEAR,
Buts ends with TEARS.
And Friendship starts HOWEVER,
Will always Remain FOREVER.
 



Everyday I see lots of strangers passing by me
This makes me realised that,
Life would be boring, without a friend like you.
 



I met U as a stranger,
I leave U as a friend,
as long as the world stands,
our friendship will never ends.
All friends never split
N
even if they do they will
meet again.
 



During our friendship,
there will be times
you wont see me beside you,
don’t think I left you behind,
I just choose to walk behind you
so I can catch when you Fall.
 



Friendship is a network that needs..
NO Recharge!
NO Roaming!
NO Validity!
NO activation!
NO Signal prbms!
Just don’t switch off ur Heart…
 



A friend is never a coincidence in your life,
they are meant to enter your life
to bring you joy and laughter.
So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
 



Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies
remember that true friendship never dies

although we may change & drift apart,
I will always value u deep within my heart!
 






Friendship is not about finding
the right person but,
Creating the right relation.
It’s not how much we care
in the beginning but how much
we care till the end.
 

Love SMS in English

 Love While You Live
Realize things before its too late.
Have lots of friends before you are alone.
Accept things rather than deny them.
Love people before you loose them.
 






nasha hume ho jata hai aur ilzaam sharab pe ata hai is mein kasoor sharab ka nahi apka hai meri jaan kyuki har jaam mein humko apka chhera najar ata hai
 



apne maa baap ki aas ho tum
aashiqo k liye khas ho tum
kitne ache naseeb hai humare
jo humare dil k pass ho tum
 



Hamara apka saath bilkul FIX hai,
Luv emotion sadness sab khuch MIX hai,
Hum to aap ka na bhulenge kabhi,
Aap bhul n jaye bus thoda RISK hai.
 



Jis din aap is 'ZAMI' par aye wo 'ASMA' b khud roya tha aakhir uske 'AANSU' thmte bhi to kaise usne apna sabse pyara 'TARA' khoya tha.
 



I have a heart n that is true,
But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart n U have two.
 



My life is you
My happiness is you
My first & last wish,
“God bless you every where.”
&
“I love you very much .”
 



?
Sweet se mood me,
Apne sweet se pyar ki,
Sweet c yaad ayi to socha k
Sweet sa sms kar du,
Taki hmare Sweet se rishte me thodi Sweetness or badh jaye
 



With u each moment is special, u 2 me is a gift which nothing can measure, u are life's most precious tresure
 



It is time of leisure,To think of you is my pleasure, My love for you is my only treasure, which on earth cannot be measured.
 



Heart embraces the emotion that wishper ur name n the realisation comes .You R MISSED
 



My heart never knew lonliness untill u went away. I'm missing u
 






 Without You
my mind stops thinking?
without you
my lips stop speaking?
without you
my night are sleepless?
without you
my eyes stop dreaming?
without you
my ears stop hearing?
without you
my heart beats in distress

good Holi festival SMS

 CHAND-TAARE CHUP GAYE,
BIT GAYA ANDHKAR.
DHUP SUNHARI DEKH KAR,
JAAG GAYA SANSAR.
DIN AAPKA GUJRE ACHA KARTE DUA HAZAR.
BHEJ RAHE HAI AAPKO HOLI KA PYAR
 






GULAL KA RANG,
GULAB KI MAR.
SURAJ KI KIRNE,
KUSIYO KI BAHAR,¬
HAND KI CHANDNI,
SHIV KA PYAR,
MUBARK HO APKOA"HOLI"KA TYONHAR
 



RANGO ME GHULI LADKI KYA LAAL GULABI HAI,
JO DEKHTA HAI KEHTA HAI KYA MAAL GULABI HAI.
PICHLE BARAS TUNE JO BHIGOYA THA HOLI ME,
AB TAK NISHANI KA WO R
 



PICHKARI KI DHAAR,
GULAL KI BAUCHAR,
APNO KA PYAR,YAHI HAI HOLI KA TYOHAR,
WISHING U N UR FAMILY A VERY VERY HAPPY AND COLORFUL HOLI.
 



NA BALLOON SE, AANA PICHKARI SE.
AANA RANGO SE, AANA GULAL SE.
A HAPPY HOLI APKO DIRECT DIL SE....
 



One day to go...
Holi aane mein...
happy bath anniversary and HAPPY HOLI to U...
 



Wish you colors of life Let there be...
WHITE of LUV & PEACE GREEN of MONEY YELLOW of FAME RED of POWER and mix of all to remember good people.
* happy holi *
 



Phagun ro mahino aayo,
ayo holi ro tivar,
jhumo nacho rang udao,
khusi manao apar - holi ro ram ram.
 



AUSPICIOUS RED.
SUNKISSED GOLD.
SOOTHING SILVER.
PRETTY PURPLE.
BLISSFUL BLUE.
FOREVER GREEN.
I WISH U AND ALL FAMILY MEMBERS D MOST COLOURFUL .. HOLI.
 






 A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth &
zest for a colorful HOLI!
Hpy n Colorful HOLI

SMS 4 Love

 koi hansta hai koi rota hai dil jise chahe vahi khota hai sath jo umrbhar na de paye pyar aksar usise hota hai .
 






Barish k bundo ko apni hateli me samet kar dekho,jitni bunde ap samet paye utna ap hame yad karte hai,aur jitni bunde gir jaye utna hum apko yad Karte hai.
 



leaves May change from green to Gold, the sky from Blue to gray. People change, place change & time keep changing too. but one thing will always say the same. the LOVE I FEEL FOR YOU.
love you
 



You can live without the person who says

You are MINE.....

But

you can NEVER Live without someone who says

I AM YOURS
 



Love comes again and again for those who know what life is. Love comes only once for those who know what love is.
 



Love is common emotion that comes to every one, if you get whom you love, that achievement, if you get who loves you that’s life.
 



Love will make you happy, if you find someone who cares to give a lifetime to you!
 



Cutest Love proposal
Boy-can i take ur picture?
Girl-4what
B-So that i can show Santa Claus what i want 4Christmas
 



Zindagi humari itni roshan na hoti,agar aap yeh gulshan aabad na karte.Mana K Ab hum sms kam karte hai,matlab yeh nahi ki aapko yaad nahi karte.
 



Sitaron mein basi chera tumhari.
khwabo mein hai basi yadein tumhari.Yeh nazni ho to tum bahat dur magar is dil mein basi hai pyar tumhari..
 



I don't want to fade, I don't want to die.these boque of roses are artificial but dere is my heart full of love inside.
 



One day bird proposed a white rose.Rose said when i turn a red,i will love u.Bird poured his blood on rose.Now rose loves bird,but bird died!That's a True Love.
 



Broken is a star tonight
as tears rolled on to my cheeks
they whispered in my ears
let us take your pain away
broken is a little heart tonight
 






 Naraz hona aap se galti kehlayegi Agar aap naraz ho gaye to yeh sanse tham jayengi, Hanste rehna hamesha,yoon hi, Aap ki hansi se kisi ki zindagi savar jayegi.
 

Funny SMS Jokes / Urdu SMS Jokes

 I’ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
 






What’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.
 



Banta: How does an attorney sleep? Santa: First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other.
 



Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.
 



I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?
 



A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes… vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
 



Hi! Need one girl to marry… Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl’s father must have his own bar…CHEERS
 



I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That’s why I have decided to stop – to stop reading newspapers.
 



Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That’s why.
 



When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.
 



The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn’t it rain on you?
 



Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say “She’s trying to be one naman a!”
 



I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that’s another point. I hate blackout.
 



Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.
 



The only people whom I greet “Good morning” are those who are smart, cute and malakas ang sex appeal. So, pano ba yan? E di good afternoon na lang sayo!
 



“Learn to appreciate art,” I told my girlfriend. She said, “How could I appreciate you, then?”
 






You’ve got sex appeal, you’ve got style, you’ve got intelligence, and you’ve got class. You’ve got the face and you’ve got the body but I’ve got the wrong number… Sorry ha, mali pala!

interesting Holi SMS

 Na juban se,
Na nigaho se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na Greeting se,
Na Gifts se,
* dil se *AAP* ko;
"HAPPY HOLY"
 






Lal gulabi rang hai jhum rha sansar Suraj ki kiran Khushiyon ki bahar Chand ki chandni Apno ka pyar Shubh ho aap sabko ye Rangon ka tyohar HAPPY Holi
 



Khana Pina Rang Udana Is Rang Ki Dhundh me hame na bhulana.Geet Gao Khoshiya manao Bolo mithi boli hamari tarafse Aapako HAPPY HOLI..
 



Rangon Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rangon Ki Ho Bharmar,Dher Saari Khushiyon Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar.
 



Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar
 



a splash of red i send u,
a tinge of blue to cool the hue,a rush of green for warmth and zest,
for u n ur family wishes best.
Happy holi!!
 



may god paint the canvas of ur life with the most vibrant colours and sprinkle peace and joy at every step.
HAPPY HOLI.
 



laal gulabi rang hai,
jhoom raha sansaar
suraj ki kirane khushiyo ki bahaar
chand ki chandni, apno ka pyar,
mubarak ho aapko holi ka ye tyohaar
 



BLUE IS SONG,
YELLOW IS MUSIC,
GREEN IS DANCE ,
RED IS BEAUTY,
WHITE IS LOVE ,
PINK IS JOY.
wish that all these colours fall on u on this auspicious day...
happy holi.
 



approx 2700K gallons of water will be wasted in india during the festival of holi.
join our campaign to save water.
so dont add water to ur drink, have it neat.
HAPPY HOLI.njoy
 






 yu to har baar holi aati he
or sabhi ko rang jati he
wo colour chut bhi jata hai
magar aapke pyar ka rang hamesha laga
rehta hai
HAPPY HOLI

Love You Text

 Dard ki gahrai se koi baat kr rha he,sham ki tnhai se koi fariyad kr rha he jra samjha kro in Fizao ki chubhan ko,phir dil se tumhe koi yaad kr rha he. I miss you.
 






Meri aankho me aansu ki tarah rahne wale bhigi palko se tera didar karte hai tujhe pana to ek khwab hai yeh jankar bhi tujhse pyaar karte hai.
 



There is no feeling more comforting and consoling than knowing you are right next to the one you love.
 



Excellent Thought:-
If some1 dies early people say GOD loves him very much, but u r still on earth, it means some1 on earth loves u more than GOD...!
 



Even time,incidents and
situations give separation,
real love never change and it inceases more and more.
 



DAYS MAY CHANGE,
SEASONS MAY CHANGE,
YEARS MAY CHANGE,
BUT MY LOVE UPON YOU NEVER CHANGES.
 



Sum time missing is more presious than being together.. Becoz we miss only those whom we never want to miss in our life....
 



Something in smile speaks to me... Something in your voice sings to me...
Something in your eyes says to me...That you are the dearest to me.....
 



It only takes minute to get crush on someone....
An hour to like someone...
A day to love someone...
And life time to forget that someone...........
 



Sweet person deserves sweetness
Great person deserves Greatness
Sincere person deserves Sincerity
Lovely person deserves Love...
You deserve all...
 



WHEN U R IN LOVE U CAN'T FALL ASLEEP
BECAUSE REALITY IS BETTER THAN DREAMS
 



Situations may change,But my Heart never Changes..
It can belong only to you and Nobody else..
Only your memories Gives my Heart it's Pulse..
 



My blood is not costly,
It is very cheap. But,
My heart is very very costly,
Bcoz, it is full of
.
.
.
.
“YOUUUU”
 






 duaaon me meri asar kar de karam ki hampe ik nazar kar de mere pakiza pyar ki yaa rab mere mehboob ko khabar de .
 

Funny SMS Jokes / Punjabi SMS Jokes

 We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.
   






Kung akala mo importante ka sa akin, kung akala mo may tiwala ako sayo, kung akalamo namimiss kita at kung akala mo friend kita…Korek ka dyan!
   



I’m sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you’re a grownup, I have one question….. What happened?
   



Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose – your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don’t have!
   



I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo with two angels. Your angel is cute but mine is not, so tampo ko. I asked why cute ang angel mo. They said: “Balance of nature”.
   



Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.
   



How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second – umn … I forgot na!
   



Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there’s only one life vest, I’ll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I’m gonna miss you for sure!
   



Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Kasi sabi nila cute daw ako kapag naiinis ako! Kaya, Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako!
   



Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
   



I’ve just heard a funny joke. I can’t stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it. Biruin more…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha!
   



While walking down the street, I heard an old man say “I’ve been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now.” I was touched until I heard him say “I wish she knew.”
   



Bakit exciting ang text? 1. Kasi pwedeng magpacute and pangit. 2. Pwedeng single ang married 3. Sa text bida ang sinungaling 4. Sa text bistado ang kuripot.
   



Smile is the secret to stay young and cute. Naks, bakit ka nakangiti?
   



What is the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sent this and feeling cute is the one reading this. He…He…he… Text mo sa iba para ikaw naman ang cute!
   



I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world’s no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won’t let you down.
   






 I’m thinking u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter u?
   

Holi SMS

 H_A_P_P_Y
H_O_L_I
BCOZ KABIR JI NE KAHA THA
KAL KARE SO AAJ KAR
AAJ KARE SO AB
NETWORK FAIL HO JAYEGA
PHIR WISH KAREGA KAB.
   






KHUSHIYA HO OVERFLOW, MASTI KABHI NO HO KAM,
HOLI KE HAR RANG GHULE TUMARE JIWAN SHAILI MAIN
HAPPY HOLI
   



HOLI KA TYOHAR HAI APNO KA,SAPNO KA,RANGO KA
APNO KO APNE ME RANGNE KA......

HAPPY HOLI
   



Apne rang mein rang do unko, chehra jinka bhata tumko,
Gulal to 1 bahana hai, unke karib jane ka,
Hum to kab k rang chuke, jabse unke nayan juke,
rang, gulab aur prit ki holi, khushi, mauj aur ikrar ki holi,
aaj saji rangoli hai, rango mein semti holi hai,
khushi mein dubi holi hai, bura na mano holi hai.
H O L I   M U B A R A K
   



MENE RANG LAGAYA APKO
LAL GULABI NEELA PEELA
KEHDO PYAR SE HAPPY HOLI
   



Happy holi to you and your family. Celebrate with crackers and diyas... fly kites! Get drunk.. Just like I am right now... Happy Holi once again.
   



With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY HOLI!
   



rano ki bauchar suraj ki kirne khushiyon ki bahar
chand ki chandni aur apno ka pyaar
aapko mubarak ho holi ka tyohar
HAPPY HOLI
   



GULAL,
GUBAARE,
PICHKARI,
BHANG,
MITAHI AUR AAP,
SABHI KE BINA HOLI ADHORI HAI.
HAPPY HOLI
   



Apne rang mein rang do unko, chehra jinka bhata tumko,
Gulal to 1 bahana hai, unke karib jane ka,
Hum to kab k rang chuke, jabse unke nayan juke,
rang, gulab aur prit ki holi, khushi, mauj aur ikrar ki holi,
aaj saji rangoli hai, rango mein semti holi hai,
khushi mein dubi holi hai, bura na mano holi hai.
H O L I M U B A R A K
   



Mausam ki bahar acchi ho! phulon ki kaliyan kacchi ho!
Hamari yeh dosti sacchi ho! Bhagwan bus ek duwa hai ki,
mere dost ka har tyohar accha ho! aour har tyoharoki rango ki bahar ho..."HAPPY HOLI"
   



HOLI KA TYOHAR HAI APNO KA,SAPNO KA,RANGO KA
APNO KO APNE ME RANGNE KA......
HAPPY HOLI
   






KHUSHIYA HO OVERFLOW, MASTI KABHI NO HO KAM,
HOLI KE HAR RANG GHULE TUMARE JIWAN SHAILI MAIN
HAPPY HOLI
 

Love SMS and Messages

 How much will love cause you to cry!
It will make you forget the whole world.
It will increase your anxiety;
You won’t know one moment of peace.
What people become in love and from what!
Sometimes you come together only to be separated.
Why does this happen in love?
 






Something expected is called an incident..
Something unexpected is an accident..
Ur an accident in my life,
which is d ever best incident in my life..
 



The first step to love is TRUST.
Trust is the key of love.
Love is da feeling of heart’z.Love is blind.
Truth is da basic of Luv datz wat i feel n think.
 



Usne Kaha Me Kahan Hu?
Maine Kaha
Tu Meri Saanso Me
Dil Me
Khayalo Me
Nas-Nas Me
He
Usne Kaha-Me Kaha Nahi Hu?
Maine Kaha-
MERI KISMAT Me
 



Sometimes the world give me so many reasons 2 hate it bt whnever dat happns i just stop & think of u & see how can i hate dis world whn u r a part of it.
 



There is a doubt left with no clarity…(DO U LOVE ME !)

There is a feeling unexpressed…(I love U)

There is a person who can change all this situation…(it’s u)
 



ONCE A SNOW GAL ASKED A SNOW BOY.. WHAT IS TRUE LOVE?he gave her a warm hug n they both melted in each others arms.
 



MOMENTS WITHOUT U..IN MIND IS ALWAYS RARE..
WORLD WITHOUT U IS SO DIFFICULT TO BEAR..
WHENEVER U WANT SOMEONE FOR U TO TAKE CARE..
SEARCH DEEP IN UR HEART I WILL BE THERE :)
 



a sweet thought:
missing someone can turn pain to pleasure,
if we knew they were missing us too... it makes person happy in pain :)
 



A water droplet on a
greeny leaf appears like a
pearl.thats way you also
appeared and shines my life.
so I never foget you through out my life.
 



do pyaar karne walo se log jalte hai,tarah-2 ki baate karte hai,jab chand or suraj ka hota hai khul kar milan,toh use bhi log grahan kehte hai.
 






 tumhe ab yaad karne se koi faida nhi kyonki tumhe yaad kar--kar k mery memory low ho gayi tumhe yaad karta hoon to baaki sab bhool jata hoon
so i miss u always

Funny SMS Jokes / SMS Love Jokes

 If you are alone, I’ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.
 






No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you… But I’m happier each time I send you a message ‘coz I know I’ll be disturbing you!
 



If they say “Good looks could kill”, then please don’t look at me! I don’t wanna see you die!
 



Anong animal ang hindi sigurado? Eh di BAKA! Ano naman ang pinutol? E di CAT! E ano naman and laging ayos? E di OX! Ano ang laging nauuntog? E di DOG! E ano naman ang pangit? E di COW!
 



I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw. Sinampal ko nga. Mali ang binantayan.
 



Between the thousand yesterdays and a million tomorrows, there’s only one today and I wouldn’t let this day pass without saying this to you – ang cute ko, grabe!
 



When I say good morning, it means I’m thinking of you. When I say take care, it means I care for you. When I say ang cute mo, antok lang ako. Tulog na ko.
 



I saw someone at the mall. So cute, smart-looking, simple, elegant, and looks like a celebrity. Kainis paglapit ko nauntog ako. Salamin pala!
 



Just got my medical exam results. Malala na ang sakit ko. Everyday lalo akong gumaganda at wala raw gamot dito. But don’t worry, di daw nakakahawa. Safe ka.
 



You’re like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy. Like dentures, I can’t smile without you.
 



Fifty years from now, tanda na ko nun! Di na cute, wala ng appeal, uugud-ugod, nguya nganga, dala baston. Pero pag uso pa ang text, iti text pa rin kita.
 



You think I’m nice, I think you’re nice. You think I’m kind, I think you’re kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I’m cute, and I think you’re right.
 



You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!
 



If you’re like my pillow, you’re huggable. If you’re like my cell phone, you’re smart. If you’re my chocolate, you’re sweet. If you’re like me, grabe and cute mo naman!
 



Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You’re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.
 



You’ll never know who your friends are… till you stumble and fall. And till you feel his hands on your shoulder as he says, “Yan tatanga-tanga kasi”.
 






 Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves

Love and funny love sms.

I told my heart not to beat since u were filled in it ,it kept my word and stop the beat.Since the blood was passing through the heart,the passes of each drop said ur name my love
 






Wen life seems 2 b a journey thru a dark tunnel, jus take me along... I dont promise 2 lead u 2 light, but i can re-assure u that ?u r NOT alone.!
 



i have Purchased A New kodak Camara
Let Me Take Your Photo Please..
Stand Still...
Don't Move,
Smile Please...
Ready....
Click!!
Oh Ho ... Sorry
People Who Live In Someone's Heart
They Can't Have A Snap!!
 



I Am Rain Drops...
Which You Can Feel Only when
There Is Rainfall,
But You Are My Heartbeat
Which I Feel
Whenever My Heart Beats.
 



Sometimes Eyes Also Get
Jealous Of Hearts,
You Know Why?
Guess!!
It's Simple.. Sometimes
Sweet Persons Remains
Close To Heart
But Far Away From Eyes...
 



Duniya mein aisa phool nahin jis mein khushboo na ho
Aisa sitaara nahin jis mein roshni na ho
Hamari zindagi mein aisa ek pal nahin
Jis mein “A” aap ki yaad na ho
 



jis se hum tumhaara naam likhte hain..Jis Ki Qurbat Mein Karar Bohat Hai,
Usss Ka Milna Dushwar Bohat Hai,
Jo Meray Haathon Ki Lakiron Mein Nahin,

Usss Shaks Se Humain Piyar Bohat Hai..
 



ppl meet by coincident they spend swt times togather and them gods makes them stay away not to end the story but to see how they remember each other..
 



The JOY tht Ur Love brings me Everyday,
Cant be thanked for in Anyway,
Except by loving you today,
More than I have loved you Anyday.
 



Pyar - wahi jis main sachi her baat ho
jis main her baat ka ehsaas ho
jis main her ada per naaz ho
jis main pyar hi pyar ho
jis main koi door reh kar bhi paas ho
 



Love is strengthened by working through conflicts together.
 



i m not ur lover but i care 4 u
i m noy ur family member but i care 4 u
we don't have blood relation buti m ready to share ur pain and happiness ,my sweetheart,,,,,
 






 Our heart will hurt so much,
if we loose our beloved
ones. we feel so much,if we
hurted by the words & deeds of our beloved ones.
 

Funny SMS Jokes / SMS Jokes Tamil

 If you’re not cute don’t continue reading this…. Naks! yan ang gusto ko sayo eh, lakas ng fighting spirit mo! O pumipindot pa! Lupit mo!
 






A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, a colon, or an exclamation point… So don’t dare to kiss me coz I might get crazy,?.!
 



The Pinoy politician does not fail to smile in front of the camera. Why? Guilt tickles when there is too much light.
 



This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
 



Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don’t be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath. Good a.m.
 



Newsflash: Policemen saving a woman who appears to be jumping off a building. Policeman: Bumaba ka dyan maraming nagmamahal sa yo! Woman: Wag kayo makialam, di ako makapag -send!
 



If only I’m an angel, I’ll protect you. I’ll lend you my wings. I’ll watch over you. But I’m not an angel, hawig lang.
 



When a veteran actor dies, women weep. When a young actor dies, girls cry, “Sayang!”
 



I don’t know how to say this. We are friends but I can’t get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you’re the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!
 



The smell of a woman should stay with you. The smell of a man should come to you as you go to him and leave you with only a memory, not a headache.
 



Kahit NISSAN ka STAREX ka ng buhay ko, masKIAnong mangyari, HONDA kitang pagMAZDAn at SUZUmpang SUZUKIlian ka ng buong katapatan. DODGE what friends are FORD!
 



A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
 



What do you do when you see an extremely cute person? Ako, I stare at the person and smile, but when I get tired, I just put the mirror down. Nakakangawit eh!
 



No one is too fat to run, except the Pinoy policeman.
 



Help! Nasa presinto ako. Nahuli kasi ako while I was working kanina. The charge was possession of cute face. I had no choice but plead guilty. Lakas ng ebidensya nila e!
 



How to spot a texter? 1. may muscle ang thumb 2. barok magsalita 3. may bangga ang auto 4. laging nakayuko 5. nakasimangot dahil di makasend.
 






 Five reasons why I keep texting you: 1. You made me feel welcomed 2. You made me smile 3. You appreciate my thoughts 4. You spend time reading my messages 5. Di ako kuripot tulad mo!

Collection of Holi SMS

 Rango tum, rangu mein,
Rangde sara ye jahaan,
Bass hassen aur gale lagen,
Aur bhulen dhusmani ka nishaan !
Holi Mubarak Ho !
 






Holi is the time to develop understanding and love for each other.
Here, is a platform for you all to renew your friendship and to express
heartiest love by scribbling a beautiful Holi message for loved ones.
 



Holi tyohar hai Rang aur Bhaang ka
Hum sab yaaron ka
Ghar mein aaye mehmano ka
Gali mein gali walon ka
Mohalle mein mahoul waalo ka
Desh mein deshwalo ka.
Boora naa maano Holi hai Holi hai bhai Holi hai!
 



roko na ab rangne do.
khulta hai juda khulne do..
neela rang to abhi hai baki,
pile rang pe niyat doli..
aaja hum bhi khele holi...
 



dunia sari kare thitholi
aaja hum bhi khele holi..
chehra rang dun tera gulal se..
chunri rangdun rang lal se..
hare rang se rang dun choli..
aaja hum bhi khele holi..
 



Holi ki aisi saam, liya prabhu ka naam,
Mhare piya ne pila dayi mohe bhaang
Mhare ko ab koun bachay haye…
Mhare piya holi khelan aye,holi khelan aye!!
 



Here I send you Rainbow message…
Dipped Colors of Joy and happiness,
Those will make your life even more colourful..

Happy Holi!!
 



Holi k rang bikhrenge,
Sang piya hum ab bheegenge,
Holi mein aur bhi rang hoga
Mere piya jab mere sang hoga !!
 



Hawa ke Hath Paigam Bheja Hai….
Roshani ke Jariye 1 Arman Bheja Hai…..
Fursat Mile To Kabul Kar Lena Is Nachiz Ne ….
Rango ke Tyohar ka pyar bheja hai….
 






 2 Din Baad Aap LAAL, PEELE, HARE, KAALE ho jaoge.
Ghabrao Nahi Yaar 2 Din Baad “HOLI” Hai
And Remember I Am The First Person To Wish You
“HAPPY HOLI”…

Funny SMS Jokes / SMS Jokes Shayari

When you feel left out and all alone, just try to close your eyes for a moment and think of me. Afterwards, you will suddenly smile and say, text ko nga ang cute na yon!
 






Ang ganda ng umaga because of you. Ang ganda ng dream ko, it was all about you. Ang sakit ng ulo ko, puro you na lang ng you. Sabi ni doc, maybe because I miss you.
 



When she talks about the town, she calls it news. When the town talks about her, she calls it ‘tsismis’.
 



I looked at the sky. The sky is beautiful. I looked at you. I looked at the sky na lang ulit.
 



Money will buy a bed but not sleep, food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness. You see, money is not everything. Therefore, if you have too much, please send it to me ASAP!
 



I’m afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don’t know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.
 



Some people choose friends who are thoughtful and caring. Some prefer those who are smart and good looking. When you chose me, pinakyaw mo na lahat.
 



Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.
 



I know you’ve got plenty of friends. Some are old, some are new. Some are false, some are true. I may not be your perfect friend, but one thing I will always be – the cutest you’ve got.
 



I live a very difficult life. I’m always hurt! Whenever people call me cute, good looking, smart and lovable, I’m always hurt! Totoo pala, the truth hurts!
 



I asked my guardian angel for a friend whom I can love forever. She gave me you. And so I called on her again and asked: “Wala na bang iba?”
 



Yesterday is history…. Tomorrow is a mystery…. Today is a gift…. That’s why its called the present!
 



I’m not sure what life could bring you. I’m not sure if dreams do come true. I’m not sure what love can do. But I’m sure about one thing. Cute tayo.
 



Let go of the one who makes you cry. Let go of the one who breaks your heart. Let go of the one who causes you much pain. But never let go of me because mahirap maghanap ng cute na ka-text.
 



People are always looking for cute ones, the perfect ones, the gorgeous ones, the smart ones, the sweet ones. Lagi na lang ako! Ako! Ako!
 



If you save this message, it means cute ako. If you edit it, cute pa rin ako. If you delete it, naiinggit ka kasi cute ako. Pero kung ipoforward mo, pinagkakalat mong cute ako.
 






What’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.

Holi SMS

 wish u a very joyful holi.
may this colorful event gives you extra power to turn your dreams into reality.
   






Rangon se bharaa rahe tumhara jeevan,
khushiayaan barse tumhaare aangan,
Indradhanush si khushiyaan aayein,
aao milkar holi manayein
   



Lets welcome the vibrant festival of colors wth
joy & jubilation!
Happy Holi!
   



"Achhi (Buri) nazar waale tera muh...KALA.....
saath me LAL, HARA, NEELA, PILA, GULABI....
To bolo "HOLI Haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii."
   



No Toli
No Kholi
Khao Bhang ki "Goli" aur
sajao ghar-ghar prem ki rangoli
Qki aap ho mere ham joli

Happy Holi
   



HOLI KA TYOHAR TO SABHI MANATE HAI,
HUM TO RANG ME BHANG HOKE MANATE HAI,
KABHI LAL KABHI PEELA GULAL LAGATE HAI,
TABHI TO HOLI MUBARAK KAHTE HAI,
   



DIL KO DHADKAN SE PEHLE,
DOST KO DOSTI SE PEHLE, PYAR KO MOHABBAT SE PEHLE,
KHUSHI KO GUM SE PEHLE, HOLI KI SHUBHKAMNAYE
   



Rango ki baochar,
gubaro ki maar mubark ho aap ko yah holi ka teyohar.
Happy Holi to u and ur family.
   



BHANG KI KHUSBOO,
THANDAI KI MITHAS,
RANGO KI BAHAR,
HOLI KA TEOHAR AANE KO TAYAR ,
THODI SI MASTI ,
THODA SA PYAAR ,
SABSE PEHLE MUBARAK HO AAPKO HOLI KA TYOHAR
   



wish u happy holi....
and this holi take a lotes of happiness like rainbow coller in your life
   



Isse pahle holi ki sham ho jaye,
Badhaiyo ka silsila aam ho jaye,
Bheed me shamil hamara naam ho jaye,
Kyu na holi ki abhi se RAM-RAM ho jaye....Happy Holi
   






May you have the most blessed holi festival than you ever had.
May it be full of fun,joy and love.
May you be as colorful as the festival itself or even more.
Lets all have lots of fun.
 

Romantic Sms jokes

I’m so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!… I didn’t know I’ve influenced you that much!
   






Others say life is unfair. Well, it’s true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.
   



Playboy, speaking to a girl: “I want you to know that I value our relationship very much. In fact, I find you as my most favorite girlfriend.”
   



Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who’s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They’ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?
   



If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!
   



When somebody who’s deeply in love with you tells you that you’re cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That’s true, believe me, I swear. Cause love is blind!
   



Those innocent eyes… Those kissable lips… A great smile… The perfect walk… Smoothest talk… Absolutely gorgeous.. That’s enough bout me. How about you?
   



When I was lost, you were there. When I was down, you were there. When I was bankrupt, you were there. When I almost died, you were there… Teka, baka ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko!
   



It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune to keep an ambitious wife; four eyes to keep a pretty wife.
   



Dear fellow texters, Due to Globeline problems, we are experiencing delayed messages. This is why as early as now I would like to greet you a Merry Christmas.
   



Trivia: Having a good laugh with friends stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend, I can lend you a mirror.
   



When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
   



There are now three ways of describing a glass with water half of its volume. It is either half-full, half-empty or half-safe to drink.
   



He loves his girlfriend more when she is not around.
   



I may not be Pepsi, the choice of the new generation. I may not be Coca Cola, only the real thing. I may not be Nido, the world’s number 1 but I can be PLDT, clearly for you.
   



Nasa bundok ka, mahuhulog cell phone mo at girlfriend mo, anong gagawin mo? Magpakatotoo ka brother! Sagipin mo ang cell phone mo at sigaw mo sa girlfriend mo, text na lang kita!.
   






 Someone claimed that Maria Clara could not be the model of Filipino women. “History never mentioned that she brushed her teeth,” was the explanation.

Holi SMS Messages

When love is in the air, you know it is time to celebrate Holi! Happy Holi!
   






Holi manaye rang me,
Khushi our umang me,
Charo taraf ho hansi or khushi,
Din bite aapno ke sang me.
   



Holi aayi holi aayi,
Charo or se khushiya layi,
Har dil me umang bhar aayi,
Aapko bhi HOLI ki bahut bahut badhai.
   



In mausam me ho basanti hawa ka bahar,
Khile phool our pakshiyo ka guljar,
Barse har taraf se RANG hajar,
Isi bich mubarak ho HOLLI ka tayohar.
   



Have a Nice Day
U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§ H A P P Y §
§ HOLI §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!
   



Yeh hai rangon ki bauchaar jisse bachna hai bekaar! Happy Holi mere yaar!
   



My Dil wishes ki tum raho sada khush tumhari HOLI ho rangeen aur har ek din!
   



Time to soak in the freshness of Spring HOLI is here let the colors pour in.
   



As you drench urself in the colors of love;may ths Holi replete ur days ahead!
   



Splash in d color of fun,enjoy d yummy food! May ur life be as colorful as Holi!
   



Nature ka har rang aap pe barse,har koi aapse holi khelne ko tarse,Rang de aapko mil ke sub itna, ki aap woh rang utaarne ko tarse.HAPPY HOLI.
   






Fulo Ne Khilna Chhod Diya
Taro Ne Chamkna Chhod Diya
Holi Me Baki Hai 2 Din
Fir Aapne Abhi Se Nahana Q Chhod Diya.
Happy Holi
   

Holi SMS Messages

 let this festival burn all negativity and bring positivity in life.celebrate with vibrant colors.
happy holi.
   






Samosay ? ? ? ? ?
COFFE l"'"'l l___!?
Jlebi @@@ Pkode ????
Ye lo!
Aaj meri tarf se 2 din pahle holi KI "PARTY"!
Happy holi
   



Aaj mubarak kal mubarak,
Holi ka har pal mubarak,
Rang birangi holi mein,
Mera bhi ek rang mubarak..
Wishing u & ur family Colorful holi.. :-)
   



Jo duniya khele wo Holi ke tyohar ka rang,
jo lag jaye to utre na wo dosti aur pyaar ka rang,
jo aankho aur dil pe chaaya rahe hamesha,
wo tere jaise yaar dildaar ka rang
   



H-Happiness of life.
O-Ocean of color
L-Language of love
I-Integration with one another.Wishing u and ur family
"Happy colorful n safe HOLI"
   



Soak yourseld in the colours of joy,
happiness and fun.
Wishing you all a Happy Holi
   



Peace from white,
Power from red,
Knowledge from yellow,
Development from green,
Luv from pink..
May this holi add all colors in ur life..
WISH U HAPPY HOLI :-)
   



Rango ka tyohar aapke jeevan me khushiyon k vividh rang bhare aur aapka
pariwar khushiyon k rangon me bheege..
Yahi dua hai hamare rab se!
WISH U & UR FAMILY A VERY HAPPY & COLORFUL HOLI :-)
   






 Aaj ki holi me aapke sab dukh dard jal jaayein,
Aur kal ki rangpanchmi k saare rang aapke jeevan ko khushiyon se bhar

jaayein..
SHUBH HOLI :-)
   

Indian Sms jokes and Desi sms jokes

Q'-Gabar ne Sholey film me Thakur ka hath kyon kata tha?

?Kyon
?

?

?
A-Kyonki Thakur Gabar ko sms nahin krta tha
Ab tera kya hoga Kaliya
   






A Camel, Cow & Monkey r discusing who Is the Best ???
Camel : I can carry Heavy Loads!

Cow : I Give Milk!


Monkey:


Kuch to bol
Teri Izzat ka sawal Hai.....
   



Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!
   



 In our life time 6 things can come at any time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.susu: isliye karke sona .good night
   



 Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
   



AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI TUM HO. DOMEX WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI "KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI.....
   



Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!
   



Last nite i had a dream abt U... I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day... Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not... I asked GOD: Why it is so??? GOD replied: "BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
   



Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
   



A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver... The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....
   



A story with moral My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust." Moral: Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!
   



Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalte
   



A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
   






 An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.
   

SMS Love Message

 U know wat stars do?
They take care of NICE people on Earth.
I told the stars to take care of u.
He said NO, U know why?
He said stars don't tke care of stars.
   






Whenever you lie or cheat the person who loves you, dont think they r fools to believe you, they hide their feelings bcoz they dont want to disappoint you!!!
   



Our body is fully made of water but wen it gets hurt blood cums out thru d skin.
Our heart is ful of blood,but wen it gets hurt water cums out 4m our eyes.
   



When God Opend A Window Of LOVE
He Saw Me & Ask,
Whats Ur Wish Today?B-)
I Said, God, Take Care of D Swet 1 Whoz Reading My SMS Now.
:-)
   



Remember me like a pressed flower in UR note book it may not B having any fragrance but will remind u of my existance forever...!:-)
   



More often we fall in love with a person we can never live with , and sometimes the one we truly love remains either a friend or a stranger...
   



The heart doesntt 4 get those spel people 4 whom it cares thogh daily struggle og life puts us a bit apart ur alwayz remembered by this Heart............
   



Respect d love u get from a special person in ur life or else u wil hav to face a day where u would've lost both d lov & D special person...
   



Aapki yadon ki mehak in hawaon me hai... kuch apnapan sa in fizaon me hai... khushiya chume aapke kadam hardam... yehi sapna in ankho ka hai.
   



Love never leaves
love never ends &
love never fails
If you have belief and confidence.
   



I may b busy in d things I do,
Bt nvr vl I 4get sum1 like u,
So I'm keeping in tuch to let u Know,
U r in my mind more often than I show!!
   



The Best Time Of Life Is When You Say...
'Yes, I'm Fine...'
And Someone Looks Into Your Eyes
And Says 'Now Tell The Truth..'
   



LOVE AND CARE ARE GIFTS........
IF YOU RECEIVE IT JUST OPEN AND APPRECIATE IT....
IF NOT........DON'T WORRY ........
SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS STILL WRAPPING IT FOR YOU
   






 Every body loves you
when you love every body.

No one love you
if you do not love any one

Cool Sms Jokes

Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath... Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
   






Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
   



People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes, People who do less work.make less mistakes, People who do no work.make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes.get promoted.
   



U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
   



A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut" Mom: " Do you mean its little" girl: " No Mom! Its salty."
   



aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon
   



wife - suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge husband - magar yahan to nahin hai wife-- mujha pata tha tumha nahin mila ge is liya main pehla se la aaye baghwan !!!!!!!!!
   



Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773. Sardar:Thank God I was born after that . Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .
   



The world thineest book has only one word written in it"EVERYTHING" and the bok is tittled by "WHAT WOMAN WANT "
   



GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai GIRLS 2006: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI....
   



eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say yeh sisak sisak k marna theak hai ya eik dum.(BIWI)eik dum.(AaDMI)to apni dusri tang b mujh per rakh do.
   



The short man was chased by 2 policeman coz he usually steal "FRENCH POLONY", he ran to his home and hide into a babywalker.They knew that he he was there so checked the place until they give up.On teir way to the door they saw this baby in a babywaker the went to him and say"he is so cute, if we come back we will bring sweets,cakes and cold drink" he said with an adult voice "Dont forget to bring my favourite frnch polony"
   



Years ago i came in2 dis world naked & screaming My goodness, now things have changed when im naked somebody else does the screaming.
   



Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches. Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills. LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
   



Common Dialoug om exams & 1st wedding night- "Kaisa Hua"?? "Acha Hua, thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha per thik se hua nahi!!
   



Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
   






Russians dugg 100 meters and found copper cable and said that they had telephones 500 years ago Americans dugg 200 meters and found optical fibre and said they had internet facility 1000 years ago. indians dugg 1000 meters and didnt find anything and said that we had wireless technology 2000 years ago

Messages of Love SMS

 When u love someone, it's something.
When someone loves u,it's another thing.
When u loves d person who loves u back, it's everything
   






Love is not only for sex:its more than that...so dont cheat people with the name of love...
   



Wo keh gaye humse ke ab wo hame sapno me hi milne aaenge,
Koi jaa kar keh de unhe ki wo aane ka waada to kare,
Hum hamesha ke liye soo jaenge……!!!!!
   



Tamanna hai ki kabhi wo iqraar kare
Kabhi naraz ho kabhi Pyar kare
Dhoondti hi rahe 2no ki nigahen Kabhi maine uska to kabhi wo mera intezaar kare. MISS U,
   



The lines written by ME 2 to my best Friend U- Ever u mis me, never u cry. 4a drop of tear in ur eyes , is a day less in my life.
   



i am sending u 8 flowers,1 4 ur talent,2 4 ur beauty,3 4r ur cuteness,4 4 ur love 5 4r ur smile,6 4r ur frankness,n remaining 2 in ur ears
   



human heart beats 72 times per minute, but even ur heart beats one time also u can alive because 71 times my heart beats for you
   



Without you I am cold,I feel dead,like my own reflection died,it is faded into darkness I need you, you truly are my every reason, MY WORLD!
   



If you spent one minute to read this SMS, I feel very happy. Do you know why?
'
'
'
Because that one minute i am crossing your mind & passing over your heart
   



Its really hard to forget you....i.e. i remember you all d time...so know i don no wat 2 do ..i miss u
   



Its Just Meaningless In Expecting Anyone To Be Of Your Kind,
Because
You Cannot Hold Their Right Hand In Your Right Hand To Walk Together ... (=
   



Till the end of time…
In a world so close to me…
I’m just so in love…
With a girl who’s in my heart…
I Love U…
   



In my life I learnt how 2 love, 2smile, 2 b faithful, 2 forgive, bt I cudn't learn hw… 2 stop remembering u!!!!Miss U
   



Missing is the feeling of the Heart. when heart Cry's then that means ur Missing some one
   






 khuda ki kasam juthe nahi hai hum pyar chahe kare ya na kare phir bhi tum par marte hai hum
   

Holi SMS Messages

 A colorful message to a colourful person,
for a colorful day,
in a colorful way,
as a pray,
that the colorful ray,
forever stay.

“HAPPY HOLI”
   






Agar Aurat Hai,
Ladki hai,
Janana Hai,
Patakha Hai,
Maal Hai,
Item Hai,
Cheej Hai tau

"TILKAK HOLI" Khelo

aur mard hai to

ASLI HOLI khelo
   



HOLI KE KHUBSURAT RANGO KI TARAH
AAPKO OR AAPKE PURE PARIVAR KO
HAMARI TARAF SE BAHUT BAHUT RANGO
BHARI UMANGO BHARI SHUBHKAMNAYE
   



A Colourful Message,
to a colourful person,
for colourful day,
in a colourful way,
as a pray,
that the colourful ray,
may forever stay - "Happy Holi"
   



Khushi ke is pal mein ye dil bas muskuraye
Har gum bhula ke pyar bhare sapne sajaye
In hasin palo ki khushboo is dil ko bahut bhaye
Shaayad in palo ka sangam hi jannat kehlaye

Happy Holi
   



Hope your life is filled with colours that reflect joy and harmony. Forever
May these colours spread through the spectrum of your life,
and fill every corner with prosperity
   



Rango se bi rangeen zindgi hai hamari,
rangeeli rahe ye bandgi hamari
kabhi na bigde ye pyaar ki rangoli
aye mere yaar aisi ho holi~HOLI~
   



Aise manana Holi ka tyohar
Pichkari se barse sirf pyar.
Ye hai mauka apno se gale mitane ka
To gulal or rang lekar ho jao taiyar

HAPPY HOLI
   






 Different People
Different Colour

One Celebration

Wishing you a Happy & Colourful HOLI

Funny SMS Jokes / Dirty SMS Jokes

 Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey? color? no. Pesa? no. daish? no. phir kiya hey. janab woh utne kapre ka kastoom bana leti he jitna aap naak saf karne k liye istamal karte ho.

 Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey? color? no. Pesa? no. daish? no. phir kiya hey. janab woh utne kapre ka kastoom bana leti he jitna aap naak saf karne k liye istamal karte ho.
   

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When i Die , bury me deep Ten feet down fast as leep Place my Maths book on my head Tell my teacher that i am dead place my geography book on my chest Tell my teacher how i am at rest Place my physics in my right hand Tell my teacher nothing i understand place my english book on my left Tell my teacher i tried my best Also tell my teachers not to cry For they are those who made me die.
   



Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife- koun thi wo? Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
   



Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
   



A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta after a month he got a letter "mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.
   



Ramlal, Bagwan say. Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.
   



Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi? Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ;)
   



Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikala hai kya? Madam: hann par kaise laga? Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh abhi bhi khula hua hai!
   



a man wanted sex from his wife, and a wife refused and said that she was tired and gave her husband 50bucks and said go buy from prostitutes.he came back and wife asked where did u buy from?the husband said i bought from maNKOSI,the wife said yeses!!maNKOSI is greedy why I give her husband 4 free!!
   



Wives r Incoming Calls Lovers r Outgoing Calls Aunties r Tollfree Calls Callgirls r Roaming Calls Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
   



Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with. Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
   



Husband touched boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh. Immediately wife touched his penis n said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
   



young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
   



BOY : May I hold your hand ?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
   



Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
   



Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful? God said to man : So that you will love them. Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb? God said to man : So that they will love you.
   


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 Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
     






When i Die , bury me deep Ten feet down fast as leep Place my Maths book on my head Tell my teacher that i am dead place my geography book on my chest Tell my teacher how i am at rest Place my physics in my right hand Tell my teacher nothing i understand place my english book on my left Tell my teacher i tried my best Also tell my teachers not to cry For they are those who made me die.
   



Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife- koun thi wo? Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
   



Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
   



A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta after a month he got a letter "mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.
   



Ramlal, Bagwan say. Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.
   



Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi? Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ;)
   



Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikala hai kya? Madam: hann par kaise laga? Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh abhi bhi khula hua hai!
   



a man wanted sex from his wife, and a wife refused and said that she was tired and gave her husband 50bucks and said go buy from prostitutes.he came back and wife asked where did u buy from?the husband said i bought from maNKOSI,the wife said yeses!!maNKOSI is greedy why I give her husband 4 free!!
   



Wives r Incoming Calls Lovers r Outgoing Calls Aunties r Tollfree Calls Callgirls r Roaming Calls Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
   



Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with. Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
   



Husband touched boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh. Immediately wife touched his penis n said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
   



young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
   



BOY : May I hold your hand ?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
   



Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
   



Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful? God said to man : So that you will love them. Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb? God said to man : So that they will love you.
   






 Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
 

Hindi Sms Jokes

 May God paint d canvas of ur life with
d most beautiful colors sprinkles,
Peace, Luck, Success and joy at every step...
Wish U A Very Colourful and Happy Holi..
   






Tum bhi Jhoomo masti mein,
Hum bhi jhoome masti mein,
Shor hua saari basti mein..
Jhoomein sab holi ki Masti mein..
Mubaarak ho HOLI bheegi masti Mein !
   



Radha ke rang aur Kanhaiya ki pichkari,
Pyaar ke rang se rang do duniya saari..
Ye rang na jaane koi majhab na boli,
Mubarak ho aapko khushiyo bhari holi..
HAPPY HOLI
   



Rango K Tyohaar Mein Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmaar,
Dhher Saari Khushiyo Se Bharaa Ho Aapka Sansaar,
Yahi Duaa hai Bhagwan Se Hamaari Har baar,
Holi Mubarak Ho!!!!
   



A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud,
Just a soft sms is enuff to express the heartiest feelings.
Enjoy the festival of Holi with lots of fun an Blessings.
   



Khaa ke gujiya, pee ke bhaang,
Lagaa ke thora thora sa rang,
Bajaa ke Dholak aur Mridang,
Khele holi hum tere sang...
Holi Mubarak
   



Dil Ke aaiene me abhi chamak baaki,
meri sansho me abhi aapaki mahak baaki,
aaieye dekhiye na is holi me,
naye dost ki jhalak baaki abhi baaki hai
   



Pyare Piya Sang Khele Holi,
Holi Hai Rango Ka Tyohar Laye Khushian Hazar,
Holi Khele Bar Bar
   



Mausam laga Manaane Holi,
Sarson Panhane Peetchunariya,
Jhoom Rahi Hokar Baawariya,
kyari Kyari Bikhari Roli,
Hui Magn Bhoron Ki Toli,
Koyal Boli Meethi Boli,
Mast Hawa Kar Rahi Titholi
   



holi, holi hoti hai use diwali mat samajhna ,
Hum tumharey ghar aaye tou hame mawali mat samajhna
   






Hansati Huie Chandani Ko Chand Mubaruq ho Khile hue deshvashiyon ko rang mubaruq ho sabako holi mubaruq ho

Holi Poems / Poems on Holi

 Rangon ki Holi
Doston, is parv mein phailey hai rang saarey
Pichkari sang khelo Holi, ya ley aao gubarey
Choti Choti baatein hai, choti choti khushiya
Tum bhi jara haslo aaj, jab hasti yeh duniya
Na bura socho kisika, na rakho kisi se irshya
Karo kuch aisa, ki lage rang lai hai shiksha
   






Rango se Pyaar
Kyo mo pe rang ki maari pichkaari
Dekho Kunwarji doongi mein gaari
Bhag sakoon mein kaise mo san bhaga nahin jaat
Thadi ab dekhoon aur ko sanmuch mein aat
Bahut dinan mein haath lage ho kaise jane doon
Aaj phagwa to san ka tha peeth pakad kar loon


Jab phagun rang jhamkte hon
Tab dekh baharein holi ki.
Jab daf ke shor khadke hon
Tab dekh baharein holi ki
Pariyon ke rang damkte hon
Tab dekh baharein holi ki.

Basant khelein ishq ki aa pyara
Tumhin mein chand mein hoon jyon sitara
Jeevan ke houzkhana mein rang madan bhar
So rom rom charkiya laye dhara
Nabi sade basant khelia kutub shah
Rangeela ho riha tirlok saara

Le abeer aur argaza bhar kar rumal
Chidkte hein aur udate hein gulal
Jyon jhadi har soo hai pichkaari ki dhaar
Doudti hein narian bijki ki saar

Gulzar khile hon pariyon ke
Aur majlis ki tyari ho
Kapdon par rang ke cheeton se
Khushrang ajab gulkari ho
   



Holi
Holi aati yaad dilati
Pichli kitni Holi

Vo bachpen vali Holi
Vo gubbaro ki Holi

Vo sakhiyo wali Holi
Vo gujiyo wali Holi

Vo thumko wali holi
Holi aati yaad….

Har Holi albeli hoti
Holi aati hume batati
jane kitne raj dikhati
Holi aati rang lagati

Holi aati gale lagati
Aakar sab ko nahelaati

Tun mun ka vo mail hatati
Holi aati yaad dilati
Pichli kitni Holi

Holi aati yaad dilati
Rango se tann mann sahlati
Bheege bheege geet sunati
Pichkaari se rang barsaati

Holi aati yaad dilati
Bhabhi, saali se rang dalwaati..

Holi aati yaad dilati
Pichli kitni Holi
   






 Holi Hai
Dil ne ek baar aur humaara kehna maana hai,
Is holi pe phir useh rangne jaana hai.

Har saal khareeden hain rang, kari hai tayaari,
Is baar to khelenaa humaare saath, dekhnaa raah humaari.

Shahar mein sabse pooch rahe hain , rang-e-mohabbat kahaan milega
Raat ko khuda ne bataaya ki abhi aur imtehaanon se guzarnaa parega

Neela, hara , peela , gulaabi yeh sab to ek bahaana hai,
Holi ka ho din ya kuch aur hume to tumse milne aana hai

Is Holi pe useh rangne jaana hai,
Is Holi pe useh rangne jaana hai

Love Text Messages

 Happy Holi
The trees smile with their sprout
of tender leaves and blooming flowers,
Eternal nature with its transient expression.
Hails spring with ecstasy and joy!
Bewildering shades with so many tinge.
The land of beauty and greatness,
India, witnessing color of happiness and peace.
Nation come alive to enjoy the spirit
A celebration of color- Holi!
An experience of content, harmony and delight.







Holika burns amidst merriment and mirth.
Evil overpowered by love and devotion.
A festival to commemorate 'Ras Lila'-
an enduring love saga of Radha and Krishna.




Gulal - red, green, yellow and countless.
A day's canvas - a riot of colors.
Lively crowd running hither and thither,
Rainbow of colors, dashing from every nook and corner.
Disregarding their woe and despair fervent folks,
rejoicing at the marvel of colors.
A day filled with luster and gaiety,
A day to smear our dreams-
With a splash of vibrant frenzy colors.
Holi Hai! A spring of unbounded fun and frolic!!




I am dreaming of playing with colors and gulal,
It is the Holi celebration after all.
I can't play inside my home, the carpets will get tainted,
I cant' play it in the yard, the grass and outer walls will get painted.
I thought I would go to the temple,
and enjoy the traditional Holi festivities,
Once again I am banned from playing with colors inside the temple,
I can't play the drums and sing "Holi hai" outside, as the neighbors don't like the noise.
Little disappointed, I head for the community centre,
they have the Holi celebration in the evening,
The kids perform and remind me of my cultural heritage,
I hear all the nice Holi songs and watch dances,
I enjoy Puas(sweets) and Goat meat curry as a special Holi treat,
but I still miss the colors and Gulal on my face.




As a kid, the full moon night before the Holi,
we had a big bonfire in the middle of little Indian City,
Next morning we will get up, make buckets of colored water,
No one in the neighborhood will be spared from colors,
When we ran out of the colors, mud, paint and coal tar,
would cover our faces in the cheerful spirit of Holi festival.




Holika Dahan
Year after year
purity of fire
is challenged by evil,
appeased with offerings

A full moon looks on
as winds stoke embers,
flare flames
to a flickering dance

Right in the center
of crimson blaze
sits Holika,
Prahlad in her lap -
her arms a circle of heat

White sparks fly from her hair,
eyes smolder in fury;
her mouth sucks in air,
engulfs rice and wheat

Wood chars,
coconuts splinter,
flowers singe
smearing earth with ash.

Year after year
faith survives.
Holika burns to death.



After our morning session, we came home to the big feast,
All the puas, puris, pulav, meat and vegetable curries made our mouth water.
In the evenings, we wore our new kurta and pajamas,
went door to door, played gulal with young and old,
everyone offered their best sweet treats,
That was the real Holi, now it is only in my dreams.








There was some special meaning playing Holi with girls,
this is the only day when we can get close to them with some hesitation,
the wet colors dignified their bodies,